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Hostage -




PUTIN ON A RITZ -


TAGS: putin
Rating: 4.84/5

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ADVANTAGE: PUTIN -


TAGS: advantage putin
Rating: 4.52/5

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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 12:52 am
Ain't this the truth. Prophetic.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:16 am
Under Bush, America had a military capable of fighting on two fronts, did security ops in Kosovo and the Balkans, and Iran/ North Korea could not get nukes. Obama effectively "killed" 20-25% of the military in two years. This IS all Obama's fault.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:09 am
Nope....however J, feel free to join the United States Army as a combat infantryman and be prepared to fight Obama's new Cold War against Russia if you feel so strongly about it...you know, before we come and draft you..
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:06 am
Funny how the same people who quickly blamed Bush for everything are now saying "Blaming Obama is too easy, too political, too partisan and, most importantly, won't fix the problem" My six pesos.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:06 am
Russia did not become aggressive until 1)Obama promised the Russians he would weaken our military 2) Obama then gutted our military to below 1939 numbers 3) Obama gutted all missile defense systems.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
Putin is prosecuting homo***uals in Russia, forcing them to register, eerily similar to circa 1030's Germany, and treating stray animals better than homo***uals doesn't make you upset even the slightest?
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:29 pm
Thank you, although I don't agree with your opinion on Obama, it takes more than one person to screw something up
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 9:44 pm
In other words, the wannabe faux-warriors running this country for the last 14+ years have hurt America. Blaming Obama is too easy, too political, too partisan and, most importantly, won't fix the problem.
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 9:29 pm
...And ***k Cheney ran away like a little coward 5+ times from the draft, using acne as one of his excuses. Blaming Obama for all the nation's military woes scapegoats him too much.The nation was f--d militarily long before O. My 2 cents.
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Obama is as dim a bulb as you'll find in a pack.But the idiot who really weakened the nation was Bush.His war embarrassed & ruined USA's rep.Bush himself was too cowardly to serve the draft and let his daddy get 'em off his high lottery# into the draft...
foxrecon19d - May 4, 2014, 5:02 pm
The fact that Barack Obama, an obvious weak and gutless leader, weakened America so much that Obama allowed Putin to do it, is even more sickening
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:20 pm
The fact that you're promoting Putin, an obvious ruthless dictator is sickening


Make Russia Great Again! -


TAGS: trump putin dnc russia hack
Rating: 5/5

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inflatedego - May 6, 2017, 7:02 am
That's so cute.... Little else
fauxnews - August 1, 2016, 1:02 pm
Don't compliment me. Trump deserves all the credit. :^D
freasy - August 1, 2016, 8:21 am
You are creative.......


OBAMA VS. PUTIN-NEVER BRING A BASKET BALL TO A CHESS GAME -


TAGS: obama vs putin chess game
Rating: 4.7/5

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dflen - August 9, 2014, 12:49 am
Perhaps putin is bringing a chess strategy to a gun fight. Russia is a second rate has been globally, their struting and crowing in Crimea proves this. A real world power behaving like that would be dangerous, Russia..hmm ground them or spank them?
EmmaRoydes - May 21, 2014, 11:41 am
looks like the 3 letters t a p are censored.
OTC - May 21, 2014, 11:24 am
really? m e t a p h o r s is censored?
OTC - May 21, 2014, 11:23 am
so playing basketball is racists now? Another low information voter who doesn't understand me***hors. Maybe 'playing golf' would have been more accurate, or is that racist too?
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 6:59 am
The part where you are thinking, "Barack Obama? Basket ball? In the same poster? I'm playing the race card!!!" Obviously J, you aren't paying attention to what your president is doing and simply going off of your brainwashed programming
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:25 pm
What part of that WASN'T racist exactly?
Curlyrocks - April 26, 2014, 7:05 pm
It might affect us if we manufactured any thing on this side of the world. Now if he cut titanium to Asia then we're f***ed.


GEE WHIZ - Kinda hard to man up to the Russians when POTUS doesn't even register on the man scale.


TAGS: obama putin russia man embarrassment
Rating: 4.03/5

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Renza - September 19, 2013, 10:58 pm
What's funny about a leader of a former communist country being more willing to negotiate with the president of our country than the GOP (aka members of the same government)? Guess it's kinda funny in a sad way how the GOP blindly refuses everything.
StoneTools - September 19, 2013, 1:22 pm
Funny that Obama will negotiate with Putin, but not the GOP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbMqSjkxGm4


MEET WITH OBAMA AT THE G8 SUMMIT? - Please, I have better things to do with my time than meet with an idiot. How is that Reset working for you now Moonbat?




YOUR MAJESTY - Yes, I Would Like Fries With That




IF VLAD HOSTED A TALK SHOW -




Putin -


TAGS: putin
Rating: 4.5/5

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Curlyrocks - June 12, 2013, 3:12 pm
would have been funnier if he said "ins soviet Russia immigrants follow Russian laws"... Ok I know it's not that funny.
Cannabal - June 12, 2013, 3:07 pm
So America should be more like Russia?


VOTE FOR OBAMA - Yeah, Its A Lot Like This




JUST BECAUSE OBAMA CAN MAKE CHILDREN CRY DOES NOT MEAN HE CAN SCARE PUTIN -


TAGS: obama vs putin
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 9:06 pm
LOL fox


OBAMA TRYING TO BLUFF THE KGB? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT... -




B P - They Got A New Mop To Soak Up The Oil Spill Courtesy Of The Guy Whose Campaign Received The Most Money From Them




why trump won -




Hillary Clinton's Failed Foreign Policy Legacy -




LET'S SEE... - Am I president this go-around? Or prime minister? Aw hell, I'm blanking...




PUTIN -




OBAMA VS. PUTIN- ADVANTAGE: PUTIN -




Mission Impossible -




THE 47%...IN DISTINGUISHED COMPANY -




Putin' On The Ritz -




WE HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO -




HOW MUCH OIL DOES THE USA HAVE? - More than the rest of the world put together. So why the foreign dependence?!




THE QUESTION - It Must Have Been The Stupidest Question Ever Asked In The History Of Man. And I'll Bet It Was Asked By Joe Biden




UNDERWHELMING LEADERSHIP -




vlad speaks -




Gold -


TAGS: trump putin funny baby commie
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - September 13, 2016, 11:39 pm
It's a testament to the level of depravity that the Republikkklans have sunk to, that they kiss Putin's arse - and like him more than their own President! Don't know why you guys even bother to try to make sense anymore... no one (smart) is buying it.
Bandit5906 - September 13, 2016, 11:08 pm
When Mitt Romney said Russia was our greatest threat the NYT chided him saying we must learn to get along with Russia!


" TRUST ME IT COULD BE WAY WORSE, IN AMERICA YOU DEAL WITH OBAMACARE " -




APPLE - American Products Pleasing Lazy Earthlings




THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING -




PUTZ - That also plays golf (too much golf)


TAGS: putz golf gotus detached
Rating: 4.44/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 10:50 pm
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/king-putts-t7140.html
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 10:50 pm
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/king-putt-t9071.html


52 ROUNDS OF GOLF - Do you realize that's more than 200,000 unemployed for each round of Golf that our President has played?




THE 2011 OBAMAMOBILE - By The Time His Cap & Trade Policy Is In Effect, This Will Be The Best You Can Do




PUTIN DOESN'T SWEAT PUNK-ASS CHOOM JUNKIES -




PUTTING THE NAMES TO THE PARTY- REMOVING THE ANNONYMITY -




Denial -




I'M VOTIN' PUTIN -




" CHANGE THE OBAMA WAY " - Obamanomics: US Housing Crisis Is Now Worse Than Great Depression.




SPUTNIK MOMENT... WTF?! - November 6th, 2012 - America's Sputnik Moment!




PUTIN OBAMA IN HIS PLACE -




DEAR PRESIDENT OBAMA - IN RUSSIA, YOU DON'T SOLVE PROBLEM, PROBLEM SOLVE YOU!




No? Really? That Was the Ukrainian Border? -




PUTIN OBAMA IN HIS PLACE -




AN EARLY SNOW -




Russian Reset -


TAGS: political foreign putin russia
Rating: 5/5

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Oyster - June 24, 2013, 5:57 am
It's a sad day when the Russians seem to be more trustworthy than the President.


NOPE! - Not A Freakin' Clue




No Substitue For Victory -




A President lost without his teleprompter. -




GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED COMPUTER MODEL PROVES ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT GLOBAL WARMING... -




Selective Predictions -


TAGS: somehow predictions are wrong but computer models are correct aren t predictions made by computer models
Rating: 4.8/5

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OTC - May 23, 2014, 7:51 am
Oh look, a man-made retort , now things are heating up. That's scientific
fauxnews - May 23, 2014, 12:25 am
Certainly your b'ull**** is man-made, about all things scientific, that is :-p
OTC - May 23, 2014, 12:22 am
Must be that man-made active volcano causing that
Curlyrocks - May 22, 2014, 10:48 pm
Apparently the Antarctic ice shelf just collapsed so we got what now 2 years?


ADVANTAGE, PUTIN -




Practice vs Preaching -




DO THE MATH - "Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating." Andre Brie




ADVANTAGE, PUTIN -




ADVANTAGE, PUTIN -




PUTIN VS. OBAMA -




'Miision Impossible' -


TAGS: obama putin leadership russia communityorganizer
Rating: 4.5/5

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MFS - September 8, 2013, 10:37 am
Notice grammar fault 'Mission' have resubmitted this politifake.


CONTEXT- IT DOES REALLY MATTER -




" THE GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR " - Victory Day Parade 09 May 2011. The kid probably trying to imagine how things were in 1941?




PUTIN KICKS OBAMA'S ASS -




OBAMA VS. PUTIN- REALITY CHECK -




THE SUCCESS STORY - is headed down the tubes once again. More bailouts, or should we let a business try to save it instead




ADVENT OF DEMOCRACY -




COLLECTIVE BARGAINING - Even Labor leader George Meany and FDR opposed collective bargaining!




LIBYA - Libya has shut down its internet to keep the uprising quelled. Obama now has that same power to shut down the internet. What are HIS plans for us?




GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN - And just what is so wrong with shutting down non-essential parts of the government? They need to go on a spending diet anyways!




OBAMA PRAISES MICHAEL VICK - Shouldn't the President be working on creating jobs in between vacations instead of fostering his celebrity connections, gourmet chef dinners, etc?




Links Diplomacy? -


TAGS: putin obama golf caddy
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - May 3, 2014, 4:58 am
Guess a better title would have been "Putin & Takin'."
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foxrecon19d - May 2, 2014, 4:45 pm
***snicker*** is that Obama caddying for Putin? Awesome! And, sadly, a pretty accurate illustration of what is really going on


Vladimir Putin -




I GIVE YOU THE GULF OF MEXICO - Some Of My Finest Work




SELF-PORTRAITS - Very Prevelent Among Those With Extremely Narcissistic Personalities And Delusions Of Grandeur




ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION - It's Detrimental Effects Have Been Very, Very Far Reaching




THE BILL? - No, I Didn't Read It. Was I Supposed To?




NPR.COM - "Oh NO you don't! You told me you were going to look at porn!"




COMING SOON - to a desktop near you! Big Brother is listening, watching




PAINT MOHAMMAD DAY - This Is The Way We See Him




WOODROW WILSON - "A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits."




Accurate Temperatures Were Taken 100,000 Years Ago -


TAGS: neanderthal computer geek
Rating: 3.67/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 22, 2014, 8:45 am
Besides, the picture above was found in the NOSC archives.
EmmaRoydes - July 22, 2014, 8:34 am
but, but, but ... I asked you for proof of the 100,000 year old temperature readings and you wouldn't do it, so I did some research and found out you were right and had to post my findings.
Zeitguy - July 22, 2014, 12:33 am
Can I use this poster to display the intellectual platform of GW deniers?


PUTIN, NUFF SED -




26 YR OLD MEGHAN MCCAIN RANTS - Re Christine O'Donnell: ""She has no real history, no real success in any kind of business." GEE, doesn't that explain our President to a 'T'???




AMERICA'S TRUSTED NEWS SOURCES? - They're Almost All Comedians Anyway This Schmuck Won't Change Anything




LIBERAL LIES - State Department has warned 100's of human rights activists, foreign officials and bus. people identified in leaked docs of potential threats to their safety & has moved a handful of them to safer locations.




GOOD ADVICE - Its Priceless




BLAMESTORMING - AZ Sheriff Dupnik blames conservatives for Jared Lee, instead of his own failure to intervene in his previous dealings with Loughner. Priceless!




IF BP COULD DO THIS - I Wouldn't Mind Paying More For Gas




POLITICS - if you dont make it fake it




SO, JOHN? - OK If Michelle And I Borrow The Boat Next Week? You Can Write It Off Your Taxes




I KNEW JOHN KENNEDY - He Was My Friend You, Sir, Are No John Kennedy Hell, You're Not Even Jimmy Carter




OBAMA'S NEW POLICIES - Nothing's Really Changed




THE TENTACALES - They'le Rip Out The Soul Of This Country




Indisputable Science -


TAGS: indisputable science
Rating: 3.29/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 22, 2014, 8:42 am
*phlogiston*
EmmaRoydes - July 22, 2014, 8:41 am
What makes manmade global warming any different?
EmmaRoydes - July 22, 2014, 8:41 am
Science has disproven science on a number of occasions. b***er being one of them, plogiston being another. There are countless instances where science has to abruptly reverse gears on conclusions that they've made when evidence rears its ugly head.
EmmaRoydes - July 22, 2014, 8:37 am
Your source for the 97%, please.
EmmaRoydes - July 22, 2014, 8:37 am
shortsighted, conjectural posters? My, my, seems like I struck a nerve. You really should attempt to leave your emotions out of any debates. It really doesn't help your cause.
Zeitguy - July 21, 2014, 11:58 pm
You denial that GW is affected by human activity is based on your lack of trust in science. Conversely 97% of those that trust the scientific method are compelled to accept the evidence as presented.
Zeitguy - July 21, 2014, 11:49 pm
Your belief that GW is false is apparent. Your shortsighted, conjectural posters that lack any scientific evidence to the contrary are reminiscent of the creationists battle with evolutionists.
EmmaRoydes - July 21, 2014, 8:15 am
You are correct that science show that phlogiston theory was horse****, but it also embraced the theory prior to denouncing it. Science can also be used to prove a natural cycle of climate change.
EmmaRoydes - July 21, 2014, 8:07 am
I think you missed my point. It's not that science is complete horsehit, it's that science is not infallible and has had its fair share of rabbit holes.
terroraustralis - July 21, 2014, 4:48 am
dont think you can just talk **** about my chosen profession, without me having something to say about it.
terroraustralis - July 21, 2014, 4:46 am
incase you dont see my point, it is that you dont know **** about science. if you did, you'd know that science is a method for establishing facts, SCIENCE IS NOT THE FACTS THEMSELVES. science is what showed us phlogiston theory was horse****.
terroraustralis - July 21, 2014, 4:43 am
yeah, f*** science! and f*** everything science has given us! f*** modern medicine, f*** the internet, f*** cars, f*** space rockets, f*** TV, f*** telephones... are you starting to see my point?


CAMPAIGN PROMISES - They Were Carefully Written Down So That We Wouldn't Forget Them




HIS NEXT SUPREME COURT PICK - He'll Find Someone Farther Left, Somehow Hopey-Changy Marches On




THE FUTURE - You see that twinkle in his eye? And that little smile on her face? That's your future president!




BARACK & JOE - They Make Jeff & Jim Look Like Geniuses




LIBERALS -


TAGS: we put up with dummies
Rating: 3/5

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terroraustralis - February 9, 2013, 3:17 am
smart people who cant articulate the reasoning behind their opinions appear crazy to other smart people who cant articulate the reasoning behind their opinion. dumb people who can articulate what others want to hear, become politicians
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:10 pm
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:20 am
Citation?


THE PRECIOUS - Bammy Loves The Precious




Capitulation -




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: deputy neil gardner
Rating: 2.5/5

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crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:06 pm
http://www.capitolweekly.net/article.php?_c=114gsj43gavxz6a&xid=114gqynnfcdxocy&done=.114gsj43gaw7z6a
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:25 am
Citation?
foxrecon19d - December 21, 2012, 9:40 pm
And 20,000 gun control laws... Yeah, crankyhead, how did that work out? How soon they forget...
PapaFox - December 21, 2012, 8:28 pm
How soon they forget.


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